Chapter 3:
In the Hospital of Morons.
Before I continue, I would like to take a moment to talk about what is going on here.
In the Hospital of Morons.
Before I continue, I would like to take a moment to talk about what is going on here.
Four idiots landed on a remote planet in some unknown galaxy. The girl dies from an air-leak and all Landon can care about is his stupid rock collection.
After reaching land, Dodge uses his brains and takes a soil test. The rest of the crew fights over a Barbie.
Then all of them find a weird paradise and assume it’s s safe, oh, and I forgot to add that they saw weird scare-crows and still went on. (I didn’t have room). Ok… I FORGOT!
Anyways, Dodge eats a duck, then Dodge is shot, Landon is nowhere to be found, and Taylor is shot and captured. Yeah, I think their day is ruined. (NO KIDDING!)
So now let me tell you where Taylor is. He is in a human infirmary and is trying to be healed. Next to him is the hottie, and they were translating blood.
Zira, a chimp who is an animal psychologist, walks in the room to see Galen, the doctor, and the two humans. She shuts the gate behind her and Galen looks up from his doings to talk to her.
Zira: Which one was wearing the strange clothes?
Galen: Him.
Galen points at Taylor and Zira gives him a funny glance. She goes towards him and looks in his face.
Zira: Will he live?
Galen irritably looks at her. We can tell by his stare he hates this place.
Galen: I don’t know. This beast lost a lot of blood.
Zira: So he won’t live?
Galen looks really angry at her.
Galen: I don’t know Dr. Zira.
Zira: So he’ll live!
Galen: I don’t know Zira!
Zira: Oh no! So he won’t make it!
Galen: ZIRA! I HAVE NO IDEA!
Galen goes about his work, trying to forget he yelled at Zira. Taylor squirms because he is fighting the urge to smack Galen across the head for poking him.
Galen: Knife, scissors, medical staples, pointy-thingy, red-thing, some-type-of-knife…
Zira: You don’t know your own tools!?
Galen: I do so! This is a… permanific-despotdulec! And that’s a flematalic-flipadoodle!
Zira: What the heck does that mean?
Galen: It’s… Greek.
Zira: What is Greek?
Galen: Fancy science talk.
Zira: I had no idea! You are so smart!
Galen blushes and looks for a probe.
Galen (shouting out to a nurse): There’s no probe here!
Nurse: So?
Galen: Find one!
Nurse: Yeah! Ok, I get the message!
Zira runs her figure along a table. Dust collects on her hand and she looks up at Galen.
Zira: This place is dirty doctor.
Zira: You don’t know your own tools!?
Galen: I do so! This is a… permanific-despotdulec! And that’s a flematalic-flipadoodle!
Zira: What the heck does that mean?
Galen: It’s… Greek.
Zira: What is Greek?
Galen: Fancy science talk.
Zira: I had no idea! You are so smart!
Galen blushes and looks for a probe.
Galen (shouting out to a nurse): There’s no probe here!
Nurse: So?
Galen: Find one!
Nurse: Yeah! Ok, I get the message!
Zira runs her figure along a table. Dust collects on her hand and she looks up at Galen.
Zira: This place is dirty doctor.
Galen: These animals are dirty, doctor. They stink, and they carry communicable diseases. Why aren't they cleaned up before they're brought here?
Zira: You don’t sound happy in your work.
Galen: HOW SHOULD I BE?! I GET PAYED MINIMUM WAGE! THIS PLACE SMELLS AND THE HUMANS BITE!
(Silence)
Zira: Will he live?
The nurse hands Galen the probe and Galen plays around with it for awhile.
Zira: Well? Fix him!
Both of them look down at Taylor.
Zira: Well…
Galen: What?
Zira: Fix him!
Galen turns to the nurse and has a really embarrassed look on his face.
Both girls in the room just stare at him. Galen points to Taylor.
Nurse: What do you want from me Galen? Do you want my salary, my house, my life?
Galen: No. I just want you to fix him.
Zira and Nurse: WHAT!!!????
Galen: I… don’t…
Galen stutters over how he should say that he has never actually used a probe in his entire career. OH NO! I GAVE IT AWAY!
Zira: Out with it man!
Galen: I have never used a probe.
Nurse (to Zira): Did you hear that!? Never used a probe before!? Ha! That is so funny! Zira, he has never used a probe before!
Zira: Hey Jenna?
Nurse: Yes?
Zira: Neither have you.
Taylor just stares and feels very uncomfortable. If these apes didn’t even know how to use tools from their everyday jobs, he was doomed.
Just then Taylor, during the argument, ignoring the fact that talking apes are about to try to save his life, he learns over and looks at the hottie.
Zira: So we agree. If I fix him I get both of your salaries for the next three weeks.
Galen: But you CAN’T TELL DR. ZAIUS!
Nurse: Yeah.
Zira: Hold his jaw!
Galen grips Taylor’s jaw and Zira reaches near him.
Zira: Say goodnight!
Then it all went black.
Then it all went black.
To be continued…
